Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.
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Ya’ll ever think that except for stuff like ren fairs are the only time adults get to play when the human animal never stops needing play behavior?
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Anonymous asked:
... why was the gendered slur necessary???
ayeforscotland Answer:
We’re not having this debate about cunt again. Your friends and nice people are good cunts or sound cunts, people who do bad things are stupid cunts.
The thing they don’t tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
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call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush
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god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros
Dumbasses say they want a manic pixie dream girl, but then lose their shit when they’re actually weird and it’s not all an act. Pussies.
Get a Renaissance woman, bitch about her being interesting.
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